Drunk Hungry.

I don’t know about you, but when Melon and I drink we get hungry. Maybe because this hunger is engrained within us.. or maybe because the act of being drunk makes you crave carbs to soak up the alcohol.

Well last night Melon and I attended a Jersey Shore themed party and maybe it was all the dancing or all the energy to look super trashy but we somehow found ourselves at the Hungry Jacks drive through ordering grilled chicken burger meals. Melon pulled out a ten dollar note and I pulled out all I had which was $1.10 so we drunk chuckled for a while about that. It was the greatest satisfaction from eating that I’ve had for a while now, because the craving was so great. I then stumbled and dropped all my fries on the grass which was devastating, so much that I had half a mind to just pick them up and eat them…oh god, I didn’t but.  I did however find Turkish pide bread in my fridge, which I melted cheese onto and ate with tomato sauce as I watched Friends. Best after party ever...

But seriously, the best drunk foods involve those cheap side street pizza shops which sell some really questionable meat, and you always have the option of Mac Donald’s, Hungry Jacks and the fast food chains which will never deprive you of a satisfying feast.  

Eating somewhat absorbs all the disgusting alcohol swimming around in your stomach and makes you feel less vomit prone, so eating something after drinking is a tick and it helps you to sleep through the night, I am sure you would agree.


Drunk eating is priceless or $1.10 in this case.